I like riding my Vespa in a red cape on the 401 freeway. I also can pilot tricycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, while cooking 30 minute brownies in 19 minutes. I once defended Kitchener from a horde of ferocious army ants using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I own a small company that breeds prize-winning oysters, and on Saturdays the laws of physics do not apply to me. ... more